Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Fabulous Golden FLEA Awards 2010

Your Humble Editor hath, after much meditative scrutiny of his critical Faculties, decided upon Five winners of the totally unsubstantial, impalpable & non-corporeal Golden Flea Awards; whiche trophies, constructed entirely of Golde to ayrey thinnesse beate, & utterly lacking in Ontological Substance, are awarded to the following Poems, publish’d in THE FLEA during the previous Twelvemonth & a Day; viz,

Item, The Once-onlie, Nirvana-Supreme, Non Plus Ultra, Grand Cosmic Order of The Golden Flea is awarded to ‘The Pismire Oration’ by Margaret Griffiths http://www.the-flea.com/Issue8/EpigraphPismire.html

Golden Flea Awards are also hereby presented to,

Item, ‘Against Beauty’ by Alfred Nicol http://www.the-flea.com/Issue2/AgainstBeauty.html

Item, ‘Metre-wanker’ by Ann Drysdale http://www.the-flea.com/Issue6/MetreWanker.html

Item, ‘Small Game on the Prairie’ by Timothy Murphy http://www.the-flea.com/Issue7/SmallGameonthePrairie-2.html

Item, ‘Starfish Harvest’ by Amit Majmudar http://www.the-flea.com/Issue8/StarfishHarvest.html

The 2010 Golden Flea Awards will be delyver’d instanter by shining Angels to the Fortunate Recipients; & that to be done imperceptibly, on the Metaphysical Plane, all with the Blessing of The Soveraygne Muse.