Your Humble Editor hath, after much meditative scrutiny of his critical Faculties, decided upon Five winners of the totally unsubstantial, impalpable & non-corporeal Golden Flea Awards; whiche trophies, constructed entirely of Golde to ayrey thinnesse beate, & utterly lacking in Ontological Substance, are awarded to the following Poems, publish’d in THE FLEA during the previous Twelvemonth & a Day; viz,
Item, The Once-onlie, Nirvana-Supreme, Non Plus Ultra, Grand Cosmic Order of The Golden Flea is awarded to ‘The Pismire Oration’ by Margaret Griffiths http://www.the-flea.com/Issue8/EpigraphPismire.html
Golden Flea Awards are also hereby presented to,
Item, ‘Against Beauty’ by Alfred Nicol http://www.the-flea.com/Issue2/AgainstBeauty.html
Item, ‘Metre-wanker’ by Ann Drysdale http://www.the-flea.com/Issue6/MetreWanker.html
Item, ‘Small Game on the Prairie’ by Timothy Murphy http://www.the-flea.com/Issue7/SmallGameonthePrairie-2.html
Item, ‘Starfish Harvest’ by Amit Majmudar http://www.the-flea.com/Issue8/StarfishHarvest.html
The 2010 Golden Flea Awards will be delyver’d instanter by shining Angels to the Fortunate Recipients; & that to be done imperceptibly, on the Metaphysical Plane, all with the Blessing of The Soveraygne Muse.
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THE FLEA peruseth with its quick and round black eye the Thoughts you have so gently convey’d; & will byte & sip, & thinke, & publish betimes your pert Missive.